[ed: According to Mr. Saylor, this is one of a series of poems made of Google suggested searches]

Why do I use so much data
Why do I zone out a lot

Why do I drool in my sleep
Why do I dream every night

Why do I wake up in the middle of the night
Why do I want this job
Why do I miss my ex
Why do I twitch
Why do I dream every night

Why do I need an apple watch
Why do I need a root canal

Why do I flip out so easily
Why do I flirt when I’m drunk

Why do I run so slow
Why do I randomly get sad

Why do I crave salt
Why do I crave ice
Why do I cry so much

Why do I hate people
Why do I jolt awake

Why do I overeat
Why do I overthink
Why do I urinate so much at night
Why do I use so much data

Why do I eat so much
Why do I eat so fast
Why do I exist

Ryan Saylor is a writer living in New England.